squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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pleatedjeans:

via

dantrogaming:

Song of Storms by Matt Rockefeller

unclefather:

when you’re running to the bathroom but the poop is already coming out





veganweedsoup:

nonmono-perspective:

And above we see one of the few non-slut-shaming bisexual jokes ever made in television history.

we have to put our trust in to bob’s burgers, people

(Source: rorybbellows)




Got a tattoo machine to work with, been practicing. This is all in a space of about a day. The fruits of my labor, lol



irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.



spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

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